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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – The Birthday Witch

“There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.” – Linus, “The Great Pumpkin” The Peanuts gang knew better as to what topics should be avoided during social events,and the ladies … Continue reading

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Tough Break

Carlton, her dominatrix nanny, Elizy,  and friend Tara are holding auditions to see who qualifies as the best stripper pole performer.   Tara, who talks in some squeaky little baby voice is afraid that the women might get “nakey”. Then she … Continue reading

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Luaus and Lies

How do you even write a recap about this episode without sounding like a damn fool?   Oh well, here it goes. Kyle Richards is having her vagina waxed in front of her niece and sister while her legs are in … Continue reading

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Catfight on the Catwalk

Kingsley’s home.  He’s on a leash and wearing that muzzle.  I still think Kim should have been sent to obedience school and maybe had some socialization to boot.  She has no intention of doing most of what the trainer told … Continue reading

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner

Let’s get Carlton’s scenes out of the way first because they didn’t add anything to what could loosely be called a storyline for this week’s episode.  She went shopping for a swimsuit and some thongs at the Hustler store with … Continue reading

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Palm Springs Breakers

I was hoping to keep this seasons’ recaps light and funny, but Brandi just turned this into a nasty mess, and she had some help.  Another girls’ trip is going about the same as most of them do – choose … Continue reading

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Star of the Family

Now that wasn’t so bad, was it?  The Housewives were doing normal housewives things with their families, except for Carlton. She took her cat, who had fallen off a balcony, to a witch doctor who turned the poor feline into … Continue reading

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