Category Archives: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Curse of Carlton; Real Housewives, New Cast Members

This is probably the shortest recap I’m ever going to write about the Real Housewives because there was more drama on Twitter than there was during this episode.  Besides, I have more pressing matters to address later on. Too much … Continue reading

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Tough Break

Carlton, her dominatrix nanny, Elizy,  and friend Tara are holding auditions to see who qualifies as the best stripper pole performer.   Tara, who talks in some squeaky little baby voice is afraid that the women might get “nakey”. Then she … Continue reading

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Luaus and Lies

How do you even write a recap about this episode without sounding like a damn fool?   Oh well, here it goes. Kyle Richards is having her vagina waxed in front of her niece and sister while her legs are in … Continue reading

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Catfight on the Catwalk

Kingsley’s home.  He’s on a leash and wearing that muzzle.  I still think Kim should have been sent to obedience school and maybe had some socialization to boot.  She has no intention of doing most of what the trainer told … Continue reading

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Blurred Lines – Reality TV

CBS We don’t watch reality television the way we watch other TV programs.   The very nature of it, along with the celebrities who appear on it, make that impossible.   All of us – the viewers, the reality stars, bloggers, tweeters … Continue reading

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – She Hearts You, She Hearts You Not

Yolanda is planning a dinner party to celebrate her road towards recovery after nine months of being ill with Lyme Disease.  What better way to commemorate this than by inviting the ladies of Bravo’s Beverly Hills?   She’s at a florist, … Continue reading

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Palm Springs Breakers

I was hoping to keep this seasons’ recaps light and funny, but Brandi just turned this into a nasty mess, and she had some help.  Another girls’ trip is going about the same as most of them do – choose … Continue reading

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Star of the Family

Now that wasn’t so bad, was it?  The Housewives were doing normal housewives things with their families, except for Carlton. She took her cat, who had fallen off a balcony, to a witch doctor who turned the poor feline into … Continue reading

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Life’s a Witch

         “Look Jen, this is my next boyfriend.” Brandi does her best thinking in the bathtub so she gathers her friend, Jennifer Gimenez, and a  Bravo film crew  to capture the moment when her gray matter kicks into high gear.  … Continue reading

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Faint Chance

We got to see inside the gothic style castle that belongs to Carlton and how she is with her husband and children,Wynken, Blynken and Nod, Glinda, BroomHilda and Dumbledore Destiny, Mysteri and Cross.  First we’re treated to the kids’ workout … Continue reading

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