Category Archives: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Drinking and Dating by Brandi Glanville

Yes, I read it and I’m going to blame ice storm Pax, which, apparently doesn’t always translate to peace.   We lost our phone, internet and television service for about 30 hours.  As Joni Mitchell says, “You don’t know what you … Continue reading

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Trail of Doubts

Yolanda is at Mohamed’s house to thank him for hosting David Foster’s daughter’s wedding.  Weird, I know.  Later on, she and David will study for her test to become an American citizen. Yolanda:  Lisa planned a party on the same … Continue reading

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – The Birthday Witch

“There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.” – Linus, “The Great Pumpkin” The Peanuts gang knew better as to what topics should be avoided during social events,and the ladies … Continue reading

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Curse of Carlton; Real Housewives, New Cast Members

This is probably the shortest recap I’m ever going to write about the Real Housewives because there was more drama on Twitter than there was during this episode.  Besides, I have more pressing matters to address later on. Too much … Continue reading

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Tough Break

Carlton, her dominatrix nanny, Elizy,  and friend Tara are holding auditions to see who qualifies as the best stripper pole performer.   Tara, who talks in some squeaky little baby voice is afraid that the women might get “nakey”. Then she … Continue reading

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Luaus and Lies

How do you even write a recap about this episode without sounding like a damn fool?   Oh well, here it goes. Kyle Richards is having her vagina waxed in front of her niece and sister while her legs are in … Continue reading

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Catfight on the Catwalk

Kingsley’s home.  He’s on a leash and wearing that muzzle.  I still think Kim should have been sent to obedience school and maybe had some socialization to boot.  She has no intention of doing most of what the trainer told … Continue reading

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