Justin Bieber – Punk Extraordinaire

Justin Bieber is fast-tracking himself into the top spot on the list of celebrities with a lot of money, a little bit of talent and huge sense of entitlement.  Little Biebs managed to get himself arrested in Miami at about 4AM today, reportedly for drag racing his rented Lamborghini through a residential neighborhood, while under the influence of alcohol and prescription drugs.   When the cops pulled him over, JB became belligerent, as if that was any surprise, telling them to get their fucking hands off of him, while refusing to cooperate as they slapped some handcuffs on scrawny wrists.

Here’s a photo of Justin being arrested:

Once he was at the police station, Bieber seemed to have calmed down enough to tell the arresting officers that he had, indeed, had a beer or two or three, to wash down his antidepressants.   JB also posed for the most interesting mugshot I’ve seen  in a long time.  Now, I’ve taken a fair share of booking photos in my day, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone as happy as Justin Beiber appeared in his.

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He blew a .02 on an intoximeter, which, under normal circumstances, wouldn’t even qualify as being under the legal definition for intoxication, but because JB is only 19 years old, any alcohol in his system should mean an automatic suspension of his license.  I say “should” because someone in his camp was smart enough to call Roy Black to represent the Biebs during his initial court appearance.   I can’t say that I blame them.   Any one of us would hire the best attorney if we could afford to.

What I can blame him, his entourage and his parents for is their willingness to let the kid turn into the next Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Amanda Bynes – well the list just goes on and on.  His downward spiral has been going on almost as long as his new persona surfaced.  Long gone is the sweet-faced tween who captured the hearts of junior high school girls, only to be replaced by this new guy – the one who think he’s a real gangsta.  It would be funny if it wasn’t so not funny.     It’s almost as if he’s on a crusade to prove how tough he is, but his actions are starting to take their toll on just about everybody who comes near him.  His neighbors, including former NFL star Keyshawn Johnson, have filed complaints about the reckless and dangerous way he drives his various cars around the neighborhood.  He’s been warned about the speeding and the noise, but very little has come of it.  This past week, police, armed with a search warrant, looked for evidence of his egging a neighbor’s house, doing damage to the tune of $20,000.  They did arrest his friend, Xavier Smith, aka, Lil Za, after finding drugs in the house.

His is not a new story.  As I said, he’s just another young person who, through fame and fortune, has started to believe that he’s above the law.  He stated as much in this tweet from this past November.

The rules don’t apply to him, and unless someone who cares about him starts showing him that there are consequence for his actions, his future may already be written.

I hope it happens before he kills himself or someone else.  On the other hand, those people will have to be willing to risk losing their meal ticket, and that may be even harder for them than watching him quickly turn into another statistic of fame.  In the meantime, he just gave Nancy Grace and Dr. Drew at least a week’s worth of their typical hysterical over-analysis on their TV shows.


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10 Responses to Justin Bieber – Punk Extraordinaire

  1. maybe this little twit should be shown pics of drag racing gone wrong…..
    I am sure that DOUCH CANOE ASSCLOWN roy black will get him the usual RICH PERSONS ticket to freedom….cough cough JOHN GOODMAN CHILD KILLER….

    • dd, IIRC, Goodman was convicted and sentenced to prison, and I’m not sure if you just don’t like Roy Black or all criminal defense attorneys in general, but I and any number of my former colleagues, are living, breathing proof that a client’s douchiness doesn’t rub off on his or her’s counsel.

      • John Goodman is not in jail..house arrest and gets a new trial starting March…. I just don’t like ROY BLACK…. I know a few CDA and they are the nicest people …so yea..it’s a roy black thing….

        • Okay, yes, he’s out on bail awaiting his appeal. And I’m so glad to hear that you understand the good work these attorneys do, although I happen to admire Mr. Black’s skills and expertise.

  2. gail says:

    Why does a high end car rental company rent to a person A. under the age of 25, and B. who does not have a valid driver’s license??

  3. Kaereste says:

    Looks like the drag race wasn’t very fast either … Not that it matters much in the arc of this kids
    self destructive behavior. He’s hell bent on creating big time scenes.

    “The GPS clocked both cars at 27 MPH at the 3500 block of Pine Tree Drive … smack in the middle of the so-called “drag race.”

    There’s only one time they ever broke 50 MPH and that was long before the pursuit started. When Justin and Khalil left the club, one car was briefly clocked at 52 MPH and the other 47 MPH. Both drivers slowed down pretty quick and 5 blocks before cops noticed them they were going 34 MPH in a 30 MPH zone. Blocks later, they were steady at 27 MPH.”

    Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2014/01/25/justin-bieber-arrest-drag-racing-miami-beach-police/#ixzz2rQsitq00

  4. deco says:

    Sorry Empress, you can’t fool me. I know for a fact that that is NOT a photo of The Biebs talking to the cops. That kid is driving a blue Mustang. Justin had a yellow Lambo 😉

  5. Aw deco, I was hoping nobody would notice. 😀

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