So I’m still working on making some space on that DVR.   I’ve caught up on this season’s first few episodes of “Dexter” which reminded me that Bravo can’t or won’t stop showing us scenes from New Jersey or New York BECAUSE THEY’RE TRYING TO KILL US!   I’m sorry.  I didn’t me to yell like that, but what in the name of all that is holy can they possibly have left?   They’re calling it “lost footage”.  I say that whoever found it should be fired.   I wandered over to Bravo website’s to see what little delights they had in store and, I have to tell you, you’d be wasting your time.

I’ve dragged a few of their video gems over here so that you can save an hour and go right over to some other channel.   I’ll start with the  best of New Jersey.  First, we have Andy talking to Teresa about Milania’s unintended, but from my perspective, priceless one-liners.  Take note, when any conversation turns to any of Teresa’s girls, the  attention must immediately be redirected back to Melissa, and she has Jacqueline to help her get it there.

http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-new-jersey/season-4/videos/milania-steals-the-show

Pretty good, right?  Okay, now we have Andy giving Juicy yet another lecture on how to address gay men.  The fact that Andy uses Gregg as the victim here is stretching this to the point of utter nonsense.   JoeGo can drop drawers at any given moment or dress in women’s clothing,  and Richie can proudly display his morning salute, but Juicy should get on his knees and beg Andy Cohen’s forgiveness.  I get it.  Juicy is a lout and a jerk, but I have to hand it to him for his “I don’t give a s**t” attitude when it comes to this Reunion.

http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-new-jersey/season-4/videos/things-joe-said-about-gay-people

There’s one more that you just have to see.  It involves Jacqueline trying on wedding gowns with Caroline cheering her on.   I don’t know what she’s doing other than playing dress up.  It’s supposed to be for a wedding portrait with Chris and Jacq, but why do we care? I am amazed at how much this woman can do.  She’s got time to tweet her brains out, care for her children and prance around in a bridal shop.  I’m exhausted just thinking about it.     Wait a minute.  Didn’t Teresa and Juicy have a renewal ceremony, with a fancy gown and veil and all?  What happened to that footage?  Does somebody at Bravo not like Teresa?  It can’t be Andy.  Andy doesn’t play favorites, right?  He just told us he didn’t. Andy doesn’t lie.

http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-new-jersey/season-4/videos/trying-on-wedding-dresses

That’s all I’ve got.  I hope it saves you some time tomorrow night.  In the meantime,  I’ll take a look at what Bravo has to offer us in relation the New York ladies.  I’m sure it’ll be just as riveting.

Now, say goodnight, Jacqueline.

                         “You’re a liar, you’re sick, you’re going to hell.”

Well, that isn’t quite what I was looking for, but, whatever…

Empress